‘I just had to tell you all this. I went up to vote tonight and there was a miniature horse in the grounds of the polling station. It was being stroked by a toddler in pyjamas! What on earth is going on in this village? You couldn’t write this stuff could you? I’d heard about the Barlborough donkey, but I can’t quite think that this can be it! I’m still pinching myself wondering if I’d dreamt it.’ A bemused Barlborough resident.
There have been a few emails about this one, it seems to have caught a few people by surprise.